I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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