I got chris browned last night
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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