Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
