fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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