What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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