You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
