My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
