It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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