while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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