Only a mothe r could love this liver
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
