She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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