dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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