There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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