Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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