I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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