i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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