I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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