I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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