grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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