How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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