Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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