Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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