Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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