i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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