Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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