Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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