and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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