hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
How's work?
Spinning.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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