I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So much rum. So many feels.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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