Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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