I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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