Don't you send me to vm
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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