I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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