rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My dick has a subreddit
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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