i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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