singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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