some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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