my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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