I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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