Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
