i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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