well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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