i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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