so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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