So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
