i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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