I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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