I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
my shit smells like andre
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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