he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Randomize
