Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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