On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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