i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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