Don't you send me to vm
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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